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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Why is every human messed up in some way?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Is it possible for doctors to diagnose prostate cancer just by looking at a patient?
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
What is truer than that which is true?
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
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Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
No, not a chance
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